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I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air,
They fly so high,
They nearly reach the sky
And like my dreams they fade and die!
Fortunes always hiding,
I've looked every where.
I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air!
United! United!
To Manchester united
Whos that lying on the run way?
Whos that dying in the snow?
It's Buzby and his boys
making all the fucking noise
cause they can't get the aeroplane to go!
To Lampard because he is fat
Big fat Big fat Frank!
Big fat Big fat Frank!
Big fat Big fat Frank!
Big fat Frankie Lampard!
Your just a fat Paul Ince!
Your just a fat Paul Ince!
(to Frank Lampard)
One man couldnt carry, couldnt carry Lampard. One man and a forklift truck couldnt carry lampard.
Two men couldnt carry, couldnt carry Lampard. Two men and a forklift truck couldnt carry lampard.
Three men couldnt carry, couldnt carry Lampard. Three men and a forklift truck couldnt carry lampard.
Four men couldnt carry, couldnt carry Lampard. Four men and a forklift truck couldnt carry lampard.
Five men couldnt carry, couldnt carry Lampard. Five men and a forklift truck couldnt carry lampard.
Six men couldnt carry, couldnt carry Lampard. Six men and a forklift truck couldnt carry lampard.
Seven men couldnt carry, couldnt carry Lampard. Seven men and a forklift truck couldnt carry lampard.
Eight men couldnt carry, couldnt carry Lampard. Eight men and a forklift truck couldnt carry lampard.
Nine men couldnt carry, couldnt carry Lampard. Nine men and a forklift truck couldnt carry lampard.
Ten men couldnt carry, couldnt carry Lampard. Ten men and a forklift truck couldnt carry lampard.
To Chelski
Up your arse oh up your arse,
stick your blue flag up your arse!
From Stamford bridge to Upton Park
stick your blue flag up your arse!
If I had the wing's of a sparrow!!!
If I had the arse of a crow!!!
I'd fly over chelsea tomorrow
And shit on the bastard's below! (below)!!!!
Quality song
Oh East London is wonderful.
Oh East London is wonderful.
It's full of tits fanny and West Ham.
Oh East London is wonderful.
To the Fat Mancs up North
Oh Manchester is full of shit!
Oh Manchester is full of shit!
It's full of shit shit and more shit
Oh Manchester is full of shit.
Chim-Chimney
chim-chimney,chim-chimney,chim-chim,charoo,
we are those bastards in claret'n' blue!!!!!
To Tottscum
We'll be running 'round Tottenham with our willies hanging out
We'll be running' round Tottenham with our willies hanging out
We'll be running 'round Tottenham, running 'round Tottenham, running 'round Tottenham with our willies hanging out, singing I've got foreskin have'nt you (fucking jew!),singing I've got foreskin have'nt you (fucking jew!), singing I've got foreskin, I've got foreskin, I've got foreskin have'nt you (fucking jew!)
To our 'Friends' across the river
We had joy we had fun
We had Millwall on the run
But the joy didnt last
Coz the bastards run too fast
To the Northern Scum
In your northern slums.
You go down the dustbin for something to eat,
you find a dead rat and you think its a treat,
in your northern slums.
Matthew Etherington
Oh Matthew Etherington
He wore the blue and white
Oh Matthew Etherington
He thought the scum were shite
Oh Matthew Etherington
Now he's claret and blue
Tune of Adams family
Your uncle is your brother
Your sister is you mother
You all fuck one another
Your an Ipswich Family
Der der, der der der der
Tune of you are my sun shine
You are a scouser, a dirty scouser
your only happy on giro day
your mums a dealer, your dads a stealer
Please dont take my hudcaps away
la la la la la
in your bermondsey slum you look down the gutter for something to fuck you find jade goody and you think its your luck in your bermondsey slum
OH WISEY!! OHHH OHHH!! OH WISEY!! OHHH OHHH!! HIS ONLY 5FT4! HIS WIFES A FUCKING WHORE!! OH WISEY!!
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